| Twilight Fandom: | OMG WE JUST WON MOVIE OF THE YEAR! |
| Harry Potter Fandom: | I'll get Dumbledore's Army. |
| Hunger Games Fandom: | I'll get the tributes. |
OKAY! HERE WE GO!
I went to the apocalyptour tonight and had vip but let’s face it I don’t need their autographs again so I’m giving my signed picture away - with bonus Megan Cox, Charlene Kaye, Julia Albain, Corey Lubowich and Denise Donovan.
Here’s how this will work;
- you can like this post ONCE
- you can reblog once a day
- if you spam reblog I WILL block you
- you don’t have to follow me but it’d be nice.
- you MUST have your ask on
- I’m perfectly willing to ship internationallyOn JUNE 11 at 11:59pm I will be using a random number generator to pick a winner.They will have 24 hours to reply or their qin is forfeit and I pick a new winner.
Feel free to hit me up with questions.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
(via sweettoothinthebatfridge)
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
Because Fahrenheit starts with an F for FREEDOM, not a C for COMMUNISM
oh my fucking god
GOD BLESS AMERICA
(via thesolomongrundy-thing)
here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe
(Source: rural-jurors, via bremmadith)
steve don’t just accept that bullshit
that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there
That look on his face
“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”
(via thesolomongrundy-thing)
This is real friendship
(Source: ilovefitzgerald, via musicalhallucinations)
(Source: stone-no-brien, via ohtonks)
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
(Source: infamoushogwartsjaguar, via brucemanbatwaynefuck)
oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but didn’t bring a pencil
(Source: couldve, via fartkid)
| Red: | What's your middle name? |
| Magenta: | Who is your favorite athlete? |
| Pink: | What's your favorite thing to do and why? |
| Sky Blue: | Who is your favorite artist and why? |
| Violet: | What is your favorite lyric? |
| Green: | What is the most embarrassing thing you have done? |
| Orange: | How did you get your first name? |
| Yellow: | What do you do when you're home alone? |
| Tangerine: | What do you think is the chessiest pick up line? |
| Peach: | Describe your first crush. |
| Black: | You was your first celebrity crush? |
| Gray: | What crazy thing did you do today? |
| White: | What sports have you/do you play? |
| mom: | you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma |
| me: | THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT |
| mom: | you realize this makes you a nerd |
| me: | |
| mom: | |
| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama |
| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama |
| me: | without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers |
| mom: | |
| me: | |
| mom: | this isn't normal |
